Watch Japanese Etiquette Coach Continuously Tell Conan O’Brien He’s Ugly (Video)

Read on: TheWrapTheWrap.

Conan O’Brien headed to Japan recently to collect a little coin and learn some manners. Turns out, his etiquette coach and her assistant over there could use a few lessons themselves.

First, the instructor really didn’t want to touch Conan — like, at all. After all, they’re not boyfriend-girlfriend, she said — and it sounds like they are never going to be.

“You’re not my type,” she told him, adding that his “face” was the main problem.

Later, while touching O’Brien’s stomach, the coach told the TBS host that he “needs exercise.”

“Very fluffy,” her handsy assistant added.

Watch the video above.

Related stories from TheWrap:

Conan Chokes up as He Bids Farewell to the One-Hour Format and His Basic Cable Band (Video)

'Conan' Recuts 'Captain Marvel' Trailer, Really Leans in to the Blockbuster Scene (Video)

Dolly Parton, Jimmy Fallon Totally Butcher the Finale of Their Big Christmas-Songs Medley (Video)