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Samantha Bee Shreds ‘Rancid Meatloaf’ Donald Trump’s Debate Performance (Video)

Samantha Bee destroyed Donald Trump over his performance at the second Presidential debate, referring to the GOP standard bearer as “a crotch-fondling slab of rancid meatloaf.”

“Moderators Anderson Cooper and Martha Raddatz gamely carried on as if this whole evening weren’t completely insane, because as we all know, presidential debates typically feature one candidate threatening to jail his opponent, then stalking her around the stage like he’s Leatherface, and finally fornicating with a chair,” Bee said.

“Instead of the dynamic lunatic Trump we got in the first debate, we got the Fat Elvis version: sluggish, bloated, and judging by his answers, possibly medicated,” Bee continued.

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Bee also mocked Trump’s complaints that he wasn’t given as much time to answer questions as Hillary Clinton. “The biased concept of linear time showed Trump spoke for 40:10 while Hillary spoke for 39:05, which makes Trump the real clock gobbler,” she said.

Bee’s strongest attack against Trump came at his repeated assertions that the 2005 tape that leaked last week in which he discussed groping women was simply “locker room talk.”

“Oh, that thing I still have nightmares about was just locker room talk and not sexual assault? Woo! Goodbye, PTSD!” she said. “Also, you weren’t in a locker room, you sleazy pair of sweat socks. You were at work!”

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Watch the video above.

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