Tinashe, Kiersey Clemons Among Cast for Fox’s Live Version of ‘Rent’

Fox has announced the cast for its upcoming “Rent” live musical. Recording artist Tinashe has been cast as Mimi Marquez, a dancer who struggles with addiction and catches the eye of musician and recovering addict Roger. Roger will be played…

Fox has announced the cast for its upcoming “Rent” live musical. Recording artist Tinashe has been cast as Mimi Marquez, a dancer who struggles with addiction and catches the eye of musician and recovering addict Roger. Roger will be played by Brennin Hunt (“Nashville”). Singer/songwriter Jordan Fisher (“Hamilton” and the 2017 winner of “Dancing with […]

Luigi definitely has a dick, and it’s 3.7 inches flaccid

Artists toil away at their creations, but at a certain point they must let them go out into the world, after which they cannot control how an audience receives and transforms their work. Case in point: The family-friendly video-game magnates at Nintendo, who increasingly must deal with the fact that the people who…

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Artists toil away at their creations, but at a certain point they must let them go out into the world, after which they cannot control how an audience receives and transforms their work. Case in point: The family-friendly video-game magnates at Nintendo, who increasingly must deal with the fact that the people who…

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Mario and some actual babies recreate the year’s Best Picture nominees

Last year’s release of Super Mario Odyssey has humanized rotund plumber Mario in ways we could never have imagined. Not only did a pre-release trailer reveal the Italian sprite has a glistening, hairless chest dotted by two pink nipples, but its popularity also prompted the emergence of an ‘80s manga highlighting

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Last year’s release of Super Mario Odyssey has humanized rotund plumber Mario in ways we could never have imagined. Not only did a pre-release trailer reveal the Italian sprite has a glistening, hairless chest dotted by two pink nipples, but its popularity also prompted the emergence of an ‘80s manga highlighting

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Nintendo And Illumination Developing Animated Mario Movie

The world’s favorite mustachioed plumber in red is headed to the big screen. Nintendo is teaming up with Illumination Entertainment for an animated feature based on Mario from the iconic Super Mario Bros. video game franchise.
There have been rumblings of a Mario feature, but Nintendo of America made it official on their Twitter account saying, “Nintendo and Illumination are partnering on a movie starring Mario, co-produced by Shigeru Miyamoto and Chris…

The world’s favorite mustachioed plumber in red is headed to the big screen. Nintendo is teaming up with Illumination Entertainment for an animated feature based on Mario from the iconic Super Mario Bros. video game franchise. There have been rumblings of a Mario feature, but Nintendo of America made it official on their Twitter account saying, "Nintendo and Illumination are partnering on a movie starring Mario, co-produced by Shigeru Miyamoto and Chris…

Mamma Mia: The studio behind Minions might make a Super Mario Bros. movie

Nearly 25 years after Hollywood’s first baffling attempt at bringing video games’ most iconic figure to the big screen, Universal is reportedly in talks with Nintendo to give this whole “Super Mario Bros. movie” thing another shot. Today, The Wall Street Journal published a story claiming Universal’s Illumination…

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Nearly 25 years after Hollywood’s first baffling attempt at bringing video games’ most iconic figure to the big screen, Universal is reportedly in talks with Nintendo to give this whole “Super Mario Bros. movie” thing another shot. Today, The Wall Street Journal published a story claiming Universal’s Illumination…

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Newly uncovered text confirms that Mario has a penis

For many people, the question of whether or not Mario has a penis is moot. These beautifully small-minded souls either assume that Mario is a doughy little man, and so of course he has a penis, or they think that he is a fictional character designed to…

For many people, the question of whether or not Mario has a penis is moot. These beautifully small-minded souls either assume that Mario is a doughy little man, and so of course he has a penis, or they think that he is a fictional character designed to entertain children, and so of course he does not have a penis.

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Mario + Rabbids reduces Nintendo’s famous hero to the pop-culture icon he’s become

The opening scene of Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle depicts Nintendo’s hero as we rarely see him within his own series: as the real-world pop-culture icon that he is. To explain how Ubisoft’s mischievous Rabbids ended up meeting Mario and the gang, Kingdom Battle sets up a wacky story where an inventor in what…

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The opening scene of Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle depicts Nintendo’s hero as we rarely see him within his own series: as the real-world pop-culture icon that he is. To explain how Ubisoft’s mischievous Rabbids ended up meeting Mario and the gang, Kingdom Battle sets up a wacky story where an inventor in what…

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Oh god, why did we teach video game companies how to dab?

If we ever put the internet on trial, the tendency of online brands to attempt to co-opt pop culture—like body-snatching aliens moving their mouths in a vague approximation of human speech—will be one of the very first bits of evidence presented before the grand tribunal. Case in point: A tweet thread that broke out…

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If we ever put the internet on trial, the tendency of online brands to attempt to co-opt pop culture—like body-snatching aliens moving their mouths in a vague approximation of human speech—will be one of the very first bits of evidence presented before the grand tribunal. Case in point: A tweet thread that broke out…

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