Newswire: Some guy who looks like Sisqó is having a ball at Fashion Week

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It’s a thought we’ve all had as we gaze into the bathroom mirror, watching the slow passage of time etch itself across our faces like a living bar graph of human decay. ”Why am I this?” we wonder, tears welling up in our wrinkled eyes and dripping down onto the blasted landscape of our endlessly imperfect skin. “Why can’t I be Sisqó instead?”

Now one man is living that dream, with Page Six reporting that an industrious New Yorker has employed his God-given gifts—i.e., looking a little bit like Sisqó—to make a splash at New York’s famed Fashion Week. Clad in velvet, and reportedly saying Sisqó-esque things like “I just played a show at the hottest club in the Meatpacking District, or “Thong, thong-thong-thong-thong,” fake Sisqó apparently made quite the impression, securing front row seats for high-profile shows like Kanye West’s Yeezy ...